Funny song here on YouTube, Merle Hazard sings about hedge funds.

According to USA Today, Merle Hazard is the fictional brainchild of Jon Shayne, a button-down investment adviser and fan of Warren Buffett with a colorful past. In the early '80s, he penned some humor for The Harvard Lampoon, back when Conan O'Brien was in charge of laughs at the publication. More than 20 years ago, he also wrote songs and played keyboard for a local garage band, The Young Nashvillians.