The Economist to Launch London Theme Park

Filed in archive Humor on April 1, 2009

As part of a strategy designed to broaden the revenue base, leverage content over new platforms and promote The Economist brand to a young and dynamic audience, The Economist Group is delighted to announce the development of a public-entertainment facility that combines the magic of a theme Park with the excitement of macroeconomics.

Among the thrilling experiences Econoland will offer are:

The currency high-roller: Float like a butterfly with the euro and drop like a stone with the pound!
Chamber of horrors: Tremble at the wailing of distressed debt!
Fiscal fantasyland: Watch the economy shrivel before your very eyes as you struggle to stop growth falling!
Bankrupt Britain: Pit your wits against the government as you try to sink sterling and bring the country to its knees!
The severe contest: Try your strength against a bear market!

Econoland will appeal to the kid in everyone, although children themselves will not be admitted. The park will open on April 1st.

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